Squatchy AF: Adult Knit Beanie

For those who believe in Bigfoot, bad hair days, and being unapologetically legendary.

Crafted from 100% turbo spun acrylic, this beanie is soft, non-allergenic, and tougher than your uncle’s conspiracy theories. The closely knitted design makes embroidery a breeze—so if you want to stitch in a secret message to the forest dwellers, go wild.

• Hand-washable, because even cryptids appreciate hygiene
• Universal fit at 8½ inches long—whether you’ve got a dome like Sasquatch or a head full of secrets
• Air of mystery not included, but highly encouraged

Wear it on hikes, stakeouts, or while dodging questions about what “AF” really stands for. Spoiler: it’s Absolutely Feral... or Always Fabulous. You decide.