Sheep Happens: Men's Heavy Cotton™ Tank

For days when life’s a mess but your tank top isn’t.

This mid-weight masterpiece (5.3 oz of pure “I’m trying, okay?”) is sturdy enough to survive your laundry pile and breathable enough to wear while pretending you jog. Solid colors are made from 100% US-grown cotton—because your torso deserves the good stuff. Heathers mix in a little polyester for extra softness, like a hug from a sheep that’s emotionally unavailable.

• Print-ready surface: Tight-knit yarns give your design the smooth canvas it deserves. No weird fuzz. No regrets.
• Durable finishes: Banded neck and armholes that won’t stretch out like your patience.
• Classic men’s fit: Straight side seams, non-tapered body—aka, no clingy nonsense.
• Tear-away label: Because branding should never itch.
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² • 180 g/m²
• Fabric: 100% cotton (solid) | 90% cotton, 10% polyester (heather)
• Neck/arm trim: 1.25 in (3.2 cm) double-needle rib

Perfect for workouts, branding drops, layering, or just surviving the day with style and sarcasm intact.  Sheep happens—but this tank’s got you covered.

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