When Bigfoot calls shotgun on a unicorn, you know it’s not your average commute. Toss in Nessie doing backstroke and a UFO stuck in traffic, and you’ve got a mythological rideshare for the ages. Buckle up—this tee’s got more legends per mile than Area 51 on a Friday night.
Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (with a dash of polyester in heather blends), it’s smoother than a unicorn’s gallop and softer than Nessie’s belly flop. Side seams keep the fit sleek, shoulder taping adds durability, and the longer body length means no accidental crop tops during interdimensional travel. Fitted sleeves hug your arms like a cryptid cuddle.
