Carpool: Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Built like a cryptid sighting—rare, durable, and impossible to ignore. This classic-fit heavyweight cotton tee is your go-to for casual wear, conspiracy theorizing, or just pretending you didn’t spill salsa on yourself at lunch. Relaxed in style but serious in construction, it’s one of our most popular picks for good reason.

Features that hold up under scrutiny (and laundry):

Seamless double-needle collar that won’t warp like a UFO in a thunderstorm
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for extra resilience—because legends don’t fray
Taped neck and shoulders for durability that rivals Bigfoot’s skincare routine

Fabrication breakdown (because even Nessie likes options):

Solid colors: 100% preshrunk jersey knit cotton
Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Heather colors: 50/50 cotton-poly blend for that perfectly mysterious haze

Whether you're chasing monsters or just chasing comfort, this tee’s got your back.

Size guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (cm)	71.1	73.7	76.2	78.7	81.3	83.8	86	89
B) Width (cm)	91.4	101.6	111.8	122	132	142.2	152	162
B) Half Chest (cm)	45.7	50.8	55.9	61	66	71.1	76	81

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
A) Length (inches)	28	29	30	31	32	33	33.9	35
B) Width (inches)	36	40	44	48	52	56	59.8	63.8
B) Half Chest (inches)	18	20	22	24	26	28	29.9	31.9

Care Instructions

General	The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash	Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry	Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store	Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices